Organic Milk

My coworker recently introduced me to Horizon 1% Organic milk and OH MY GOD that shit is delicious! Like drinking straight from the cow's udder. You can literally taste the sunny skies and green pastures. It makes ALL the difference in my tea and cereal. Never again will non-fat regular milk touch my lips.

Do it. Make the switch. Go organic.

Reversal of Roles

One of the many interesting conversations I have with my mom, now that we've taught her how to gchat:

Mom: Ok I think that I'm going to watch TV now bye
Me: wow
Me: reversal of roles
Me: ok bye
Mom: what is that mean:reversal of roles?
Me: we're taking the opposite position
Me: so for example, i'm at work and you're the one going off to watch TV
Me: when it used to be the opposite
Mom: hahaha.....I feel so good

Ohhh snap... dissed by my mom!